Special Gift with Every Cocaine Company Clothing Purchase!

This isn’t just a keychain – it’s a symbol of your membership in the independent journalism community. Crafted exclusively for Cocaine Company supporters, this collectible represents your commitment to funding fearless, satirical content.

Collector’s Value:

• Limited edition design exclusive to supporters
• High-quality silver finish construction
• Conversation starter that promotes independent media
• Symbol of your contribution to editorial independence

Specifications:

• Premium metal 3D construction
• Distinctive crown spoon design
• Compact 1cm³ size for everyday carry
• Exclusive to Cocaine Company community